How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't ostriches fly ?