How did the pirate call his mom?
On his aye-phone.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?