What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?