What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?