What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a bee that keeps changing plans in spring?
My partner asked me to take the spider outside-what happened?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why was the math book sad?