What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Why do penguins feel shy at parties?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?