What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?