What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is blue and not heavy?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did he change his bike's tires?