What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?