What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did summer catch autumn?