What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What sports are both plant-based?