Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?