Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?