Why does Santa prefer the chimney entrance?
It's his soot suit route.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How many drinks does it take to tipsy a tropical bird?
What happens when grass goes out of town?