Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?