Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
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What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
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