What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Why did she walk outside with her wallet open?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are monkeys poor employees?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why are winter days great?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What rolls onto tiny beaches?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What might you call waking up in the morning?