Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What do you say to a really good barista?
How is cat food sold?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which game do choir kids always win?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a joke told on a hill?