Where does a meal go for a quick rest?
The nap-kin.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a porcupine who wins every argument?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a soldier who loves barbecue?
What do you call an egg on top of a barn?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?