Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of movies do dentists enjoy most?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?