Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?