What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Which animal thrives when temperatures drop?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call an egg on top of a barn?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a bird that won't leave the nest?
What did the butterfly's kids say to cheer her up?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the laziest veggie?
Why do fish live in salt water?