Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?