What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do rabbits never skip before a big day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?