Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a crate full of ducks?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What sports are both plant-based?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?