What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the politest month?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do vampires always look ill?
Why are trees great decorators?
Why did the cow start practicing mindfulness?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?