Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do bees gossip?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do pirates swim in summer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do basketball players spill so much food?