Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Why do bees buzz?
What did President Hoover say at the fireworks show?
Why do people ask Jesus to drive?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the math book sad?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?