Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhich wizard is often mistaken for an animal?See PunchlineWhat sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?See PunchlineWhat goes ooo ooo ooo?See PunchlineWhy were dancers in the '70s always sick?See PunchlineWhy do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?See PunchlineWhat do ducks have for lunch?See PunchlineWhat TV show did the cat love to watch?See PunchlineWhat happens when a cow doesn't shave?See PunchlineWhy did the peach buy deodorant?See PunchlineWhat's an owl's favorite school subject?See PunchlineWhat do doctors and hot days have in common?See PunchlineWhere do online shopaholics love to travel?See PunchlineWhat animal has the most fun?See PunchlineWhat should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?See PunchlineWhere does cash go for a shopping spree?See PunchlineWhat did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?See PunchlineWhat is a horse's favorite hairdo?See PunchlineWhat is a chicken's favorite vegetable?See PunchlineWhat do you call a smelly horse?See PunchlineWhat did the mama flower say to her little sprout?See PunchlineWhat does an escalator say when it breaks?See Punchline
