What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?