Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
How does the koala keep notes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do elephants keep in touch across the savanna?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was it hard for the pirate to call home?