What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
How does a barber get to work?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?