Why did the soccer ball leave the team?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you get from cows and goats together?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?