What do you call a cow that trims your yard?
A grass graz-er.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What music do kids play for their dad?
Where do squirrels go for summer trips?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?