Why do elephants grin at piano concerts?
The ivories tickle them.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What animal is best with a computer?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?