Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?