What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which animals are naturals at football?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What table can you never sit at?