Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?