Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do you talk to a giant?
What insect runs away from everything?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?