What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?