How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is the Easter Bunny like after a big weekend?
What did the sailor ask for on Father's Day?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a machine that lifts snacks?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What game do bats excel at?
Why don't ants get sick often?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?