What did the other calves call the one who followed the rules?
A goody moo-shoes.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?