Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What snacks do librarians enjoy the most?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the sardine call the submarine?