Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?