Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?