Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?