What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?