What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Who are Frosty's parents?