What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?