Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which animals always ace their exams?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where does money love to go shopping?